Chriswren

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Jan 02
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brainland: I wrote a letter to Santa explaining that I wanted this giant gummi bear (roughly 90 times larger than other, piddling gummi bears) on a stick for Christmas because 1) nobody loves me and I’m all alone listening to the radiator gradually retch itself out of existence and I have to write letters to Santa Claus to feel like I’m not talking to myself (that’s also what you’re for, Tumblr, only I can’t write you in blood!) and 2) if you choked a bitch with this gummi bear you’d totally get away with it because the murder weapon would melt or decay or some shit on account of it bein’ biodegradable.  It’s fucking foolproof, like using an icicle instead of a knife or pushing someone out of a helicopter.  Right? 

brainland:

I wrote a letter to Santa explaining that I wanted this giant gummi bear (roughly 90 times larger than other, piddling gummi bears) on a stick for Christmas because 1) nobody loves me and I’m all alone listening to the radiator gradually retch itself out of existence and I have to write letters to Santa Claus to feel like I’m not talking to myself (that’s also what you’re for, Tumblr, only I can’t write you in blood!) and 2) if you choked a bitch with this gummi bear you’d totally get away with it because the murder weapon would melt or decay or some shit on account of it bein’ biodegradable.  It’s fucking foolproof, like using an icicle instead of a knife or pushing someone out of a helicopter.  Right? 
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