Chriswren

2009

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2008

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January
Apparently the entire tumblrverse goes silent whenever lost is on.
Jan 29th
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch- Origin of Love This one goes out to Emily who is presently writing on...
Jan 23rd

No longer relevant.

Just saw a commercial for a Landline. Ya know, that thing I havent had in 6 years.
Jan 22nd
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brainland: Because Val Kilmer’s hot bone is broken and probably dead, I’ve written this poem as a...
Jan 21st
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frangry: Saatchi & Saatchi’s new T-mobile advert was on air less than 48 hours after being...
Jan 18th
robot-heart: kat-harine:thedailywhat: [via.]
Jan 12th
“Sometimes, when we’re lying together, I look at her and I...”
— Barack Obama, in 1996, about...
Jan 11th

Brainland's Guide to Getting Reblogged

brainland: Now that I have followers, I no longer need to post real content, and instead can just...
Jan 9th

Self-Indulgent Tumblog Post

brainland: My roommate, Ranjan, is the smartest person I know (Ranjan, I know, right? Such a...
Jan 9th
brainland: I’m gonna go to Chinatown and buy a box full of...
Jan 2nd
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brainland: Godless dickbags like myself don’t have any real initiation ceremonies to look froward to...
Jan 2nd
brainland: allcreatures: … Get fucked, other...
Jan 2nd
brainland: I wrote a letter to Santa explaining that I...
Jan 2nd
brainland: I grew up in California (which is why I’m a...
Jan 2nd

Christmas Is the Best

brainland: My lifelong love affair with you, Alcohol, began on Christmas.  I was fourteen, my hair...
Jan 2nd
brainland: One time I took a bunch of mushrooms and went to...
Jan 2nd
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brainland: Growing up, I never watched The Flintstones, but I was really into their products....
Jan 2nd
brainland: Thing #13 That I Want to See Die With 2008:...
Jan 2nd
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brainland: This is my favorite youtube video of all time.
Jan 2nd