July 2010
0 posts
My Life slanted
I’d start a tumblr but have no phone….again.
April 2009
2 posts
“I’m starting to become pretty convinced at this point that “socialist” is a some...”
– The Rotting Racist Underbelly of the Tea Party Protests [via] (via anthropophagous)
March 2009
15 posts
“Me know it isn’t normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt...”
– Cookie Monster (via aja)
I hear you. We all hear you.
The Desolation of American Class
ilovegold:
A few weeks ago I was in Southern Peru hang gliding with Steve Jobs. He started speaking about some charitable foundation - I wasn’t listening of course - when out of the blue Steve has the gall to ask me if I would consider contributing to this said foundation.
“Steve”, I said. “You can’t possibly expect me of all people to give money to the lazy population that the PC police...
A Poem By a Poor Person
ilovegold:
When I feel bad about myself I like reading things that poor people wrote. The below poem is by a man who’s obsessed with aliens:
And So It Begins…
Trenches of my past, these tears, they burn deep into my flesh, face of my genes
Nostalgia, sublime depression, a sense of loss, days gone by that could not be kept to present pace
The future, my oyster, lays tracks across my grave, a...
February 2009
18 posts
Ok, my one sad-sack valentine's lament
We spend the entire day together. We go from coffee shop to coffee shop to thriftstore to walks around town. We hold hands when there arent many people around and discuss what we like about each other. We talk about all of our problems and help each other with each of them. We go to each others house to do work and we pleasently sit there in silence until one has a difficulty and the other jumps...
“Homosexuality is one of the essential elements of living in contemporary...”
– IKEA spokesperson telling Catholics to piss off after asking queer couples be removed from their catalogue. (via girlfriendisahomo) (via amandalynferri) (via spytap)
That’s awesome.
(via tanya77)
(via soupsoup)
How the US economic and political systems almost... →
(via cajunboy)
The real question is
How do pennies keep getting in my shower?
Test:
tanya77:
Is It NBA Or NFL? 36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested...
The problem with medical diagnostic sites is that they rarely ever give you a percentage of probability. Right now it’s equally as likely that I’m breaking out in hives or or my liver is failing…. wait… ok thats true.
Problem:
My heater sounds like “the little engine that could”. Except, this time, he cant… and im going to freeze.
January 2009
19 posts
Apparently the entire tumblrverse goes silent whenever lost is on.
Hedwig and the Angry Inch- Origin of Love
This...
No longer relevant.
Just saw a commercial for a Landline. Ya know, that thing I havent had in 6 years.
brainland:
Because Val Kilmer’s hot bone is...
“Sometimes, when we’re lying together, I look at her and I feel dizzy with the...”
– Barack Obama, in 1996, about wife Michelle (via everybodycares)(via emilyposts)(via mufti) (via robot-heart)
sorry, im a sentimentalist for awesome people saying awesome things. This is such.
Brainland's Guide to Getting Reblogged
brainland:
Now that I have followers, I no longer need to post real content, and instead can just sit here and prosthelytize, lazily suffocating in my own BO and nodding along to the latest remix of Rihanna’s much vivisected album, Good Girl Gone Bad, to drown out the noise of my getting fatter. BUT, instead I’ve decided to help you, gentle blogger, on the road to gaining multiple followers...
Self-Indulgent Tumblog Post
brainland:
My roommate, Ranjan, is the smartest person I know (Ranjan, I know, right? Such a cliche). Sometimes he talks to me; most of the time I disgust him and he drinks. Brainland: “Hey, Ronny. Mummies or Aztecs?” Roommate: “Oh, Aztecs. Definitely.” Brainland: “No way.” Roommate: “Aztecs liked space better.” Brainland: “But aliens built the pyramids.” Roommate: “No, pyramids are easy. ...
